Holy Crap...Its been a while...O_o

Damn...its been a long ass time since I have posted on here! I really need to remember that I still have this thing lol. Oh man...where do I start? Lets see...well I am still looking for a job and having no luck in that department. That the sucky thing about living in a small down during bad economic times: No Jobs AT ALL. PERIOD. >_< It sucks, but I'll find one eventually. Other than that, not too much has been going on with me. I went to Bend a week ot two ago to hang out with some friends there, I had one hell of a time. :D Brian and Rhea are really chill people, they let me stay there and hang out for free. Couldnt ask for better friends than them, thats for sure. We've been through lots of shit together. *nodnod* Bend is such a beautiful place...its in Oregon's High Desert. Not alot of people know that Oregon has a desert area. Mind you its not all "Sand and camels and whatnot". Its got trees and grass, so on. But it is very hot, arid, dry. Not too much low lying plant life. But SOOOO beautiful. Hot weather, rain/lightning/thunder storms, mountains in every view, the Deschutes River. Me and Rhea walked all over town, had some crazy adventures. It was cool all around. Had my first Slurpee ever lol. IT WAS AWESOME. ...I feel like such a small-town hick after writing that last part lol...XD All in all, cool time. Hmm....what else has been going on? *thinks about it* Nothing new with the family...hmm....Oh. We have some cool new neighbors in the complex, and they are so much fun to hang out with. Thank god they are close to my age, so I finally have some people to hang out with that arent like...in their 50's or 60's. Which isnt a bad thing mind you, its just smometimes you just want to hang out with people your own age lol. ...Hmmm....Oh yeah! I saw my good friend Sam the day before yesterday and hung out with him all day and part of the next. Oh man...that was a crazy fun time! He is such a hoot...there really is no proper way to describe Sam, he is one of a kind, and you would have to meet him in order the understand what I am talking about. Yeah, he swings by my house around 1 or 2pm that day and tells me about how that morning around 4am he was high off his ass on ecstasy and decided "I'm going to longboard out to Ninja's place!" And so he proceeds to longboard 6 MILES out to where I live. And on the way he "Almost Died." Apparently he got chased by a huge black dog part of the way here. The way he described the while thing, he made it out to be this epic tale of daring escape from a certain doom by doggy-fiend. He is so funny lol. So he comes over to my place and catches me up on all the the shit I've missed since I last saw him, which was December. He got caught at a party by the cops smashed off his ass, lol...when the cops got there everyone was running around trying to find places to hide and running away, but Sam was SO smashed he forgot his coat inside and HAD to go and get it, and when a cop saw him and asked if he was 21, he said (and I'm serious) "Naw...can you give me a minute to hide?" He dosent remember saying that, but its on the official police report. Lol...some crazy shit happened like telling the cops 4 different names, telling them jokes in the back of the cop car...he got away with all this shit with just $350 in fines. He has CRAZY good luck. So anyways...he decided that I HAVE to see his new appartment. We go back to his place, and I see TONS of people I havent see in FOREVER down at Steve-O's place, which was awesome. Just sat around chillin with people and talkin, getting stoned. After that we mobbed down to Seaside and chilled there for a bit, but when the power went out in Seaside we decided to go back up to town and get some grub before heading back to The Riv's. We get back, and Sam being the crazy person he is, decided to try and freak out his roomate when he gets home from work. So before we leave to go down by the yacht club and chill, he puts his man-thong-kilt on the ceiling fan. Yes. Man-Thong-Kilt. No kidding. Its hilarious. XD Lol, he wore that when we finally came back to chill at his appartment. He came out of the bathroom, and I was checking my wallet to see if I had any extra cash for smokes. So I noticed he is is standing there right, and look up. There he is, in all his Sam-like-glory in his man-thing-kilt. Now, I'm used to his crazy and wild self, seeing as I grew up with his crazy ass and have known him for almost a decade. I look up, nod, and say "Cool man, looks good on you." He throws his arms down and is all like "Awwwww..." Lol, I guess he wanted a better reaction, and said so. So I said he could wear it when we crashed in bed later (him being the gentleman and said I could sleep in his giant bed and not on the floor). That perked him right up, and with a shit eating grin on his face said "Can we cuddle?" All I could do was laugh and nod my head. XD He is so fuckin funny lol! It ws hilarious that next day, it was around 2pm and I had been up for an hour, and his roomate gets home with one of their fema;e co-workers. He wondered where Sam was and I told him was still asleep, so he goes in and wakes him up. 10 mintues later, Same walks out in just his man-thong-kilt, Chris and Britany are both groaning and covering their eyes, and I said "Good morning sunshine." Sam just groans and walks over to make coffee lol. Poor Chris says something along the lines of thats not what I want to see when I walk in and no on lol. Crazy times lol....Well...I think thats about it for me as far as things going on. I promise I will try to update more often! Take it easy everybody!